As you are probably aware, Porn Simulator does not make recommendations for locations he has not visited; consequently, I am about to enter the member's area of Cartoon Sex Games (a.k.a. Games Parody) in order to ascertain what is going on.
While some have dubbed me a visionary and others the greatest porn game reviewer of all time, all I know is that when it comes to recommending quality adult websites, I'll go above and beyond to ensure you have all the information you need to make an informed decision. As a result, let's dive right in and see what this XXX game is all about!
I can finally tell you what this review is about after signing up, receiving my email, and logging in. This location is referred to as the Gamer Access Hub. You'll find a selection of premium games, a few standard offerings, and a video section once inside (more on that later).
As demonstrated by the inclusion of Call of Duty, Game of Moans, XXX Charted, and The Fister, parody appears to be the primary selling point of Gamer Access Hub. These 'premium' titles are parodies of popular television shows or video games, and their graphics appear to be quite impressive when compared to many of the other adult games I've recently reviewed.
Given the recent release of Odyssey, I believe the best place to begin is with Assassin's Seed. By clicking on the title, you can play the game on your desktop, iOS device, or Android device; the desktop version appears to have significantly improved graphics.
One aspect of Assassin's Seed that I particularly enjoyed was the ability to enter'story mode' and simply sit back and be entertained by a rendered story of insane sex and erotic activities – no interaction required.
While the main game can be played entirely with your mouse, selecting the story option ensures a truly 'hands-free' experience. I've included a few screenshots below to demonstrate the game's stunning graphics: Isn't this the prettiest game you've ever seen?
Thus, in addition to Assassin's Seed and other high-end titles (I've written reviews for The Fister and XXX Charted, which you can read for more information), there are a few more mainstream options worth considering. A few examples include Pussycat Woman, Super Sperman, and Wheel of Fortune. I began with Pussycat Woman, a game created with the Unity Engine – which, in my opinion, is quite cool.
The game is essentially a gem switcher in the vein of Candy Crush, except that while you play, you are constantly surrounded by X-rated images of Cat Woman. It's enjoyable, but the music is irritating – thank goodness for the mute button! That is what I did immediately upon my arrival, and I strongly advise you to do the same. In any case, for your convenience, I've included a screenshot. This is the sort of thing Pussycat Woman is capable of.
Now, at the bottom of the homepage, you'll find links to additional games – keep in mind that these are externally hosted, which means you'll almost certainly need to sign up for a third-party service in order to play them.
I initially opposed this because it is essentially advertising, but many of the games I saw down there I have already reviewed (such as Narcos XXX and Cartoon Games), indicating that they know how to choose quality titles. Perhaps they were influenced by our list of the best Porn Simulator games!
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Gamer Access Hub includes a video section with full adult clips available for viewing – all for free. "Wow, that's awesome," I understand your reaction. They have 100 videos, which gets old after a while, but what if I told you that Gamer Access Hubs' video collection contains over 53,000 unique uploads?
It's also 100% accurate – with 1,682 archive pages containing 32 videos each, a little assistance from our calculator results in one monstrous figure that virtually guarantees you'll never run out of premium porn videos, regardless of how many you want to watch!
Additionally, you can find pornstar profiles here; if you enjoy watching a particular model take a cock or eat a pussy, simply navigate to the pornstars section and click on the starlets to access all of their videos on the site!
Alyssa Branch, Amy Reid, Eva Angelina, and Christy Mack are just a few of the naughty little numbers who spend their days fucking and sucking dick. Additionally, you can use the search function to discover new niches, babes, and activities: Gamer Access Hub has thought of everything!
While I appreciate what Gamer Access Hub has to offer and believe it is worth checking out, I believe it is necessary to emphasize that the majority of games available here are relatively hands-off; they are simply not that competitive or difficult: Given that many men enjoy a little competition, I believe it is critical to inform you that places like Nutaku likely offer a better value.
However, if you'd rather unwind and watch cinematic videos and stories unfold in front of you, Gamer Access Hub is an excellent resource for all things XXX game.
With the additional benefit of access to over 50,000 free videos, the monthly addition of new premium titles, and the sheer quality of the graphics on many of the games on this site,
I'm confident that a significant portion of my Porn Simulator readers will appreciate what they find inside Gamer Access Hub. To be entirely candid, the location is less than ideal, but the graphics are unmatched. Check it out if you have the time – you will not be disappointed.
